STRAIGHT-JACKET BLADED WALKER™
Prescription-Strength Surface Therapy
Some patients need to walk the straight and narrow. This one doesn't.
The Straight-Jacket Bladed Walker™ is designed to give you multiple ways to administer the treatment. Retrieve it straight for a steady surface presentation, or work the rod tip to make it walk the dog with an erratic side-to-side action.
The floating body keeps it on the surface, while the single propeller blade adds flash, vibration, and commotion to get a predator's attention. When that attention turns into an attack, heavy-duty double hooks are ready to handle the patient.
Straight retrieve. Walk the dog. Cause a disturbance.
Patient Information
- Length: 8 cm
- Weight: 13 g
- Buoyancy: Floating
- Blade: Single propeller
- Hooks: Heavy-duty double hooks 5/0
- Action: Straight retrieve or walk-the-dog
INDICATION: Chronic cases of topwater boredom.
DOSAGE: Cast frequently and retrieve as prescribed.
SIDE EFFECTS: Explosive blowups, elevated heart rate, excessive smiling, and an uncontrollable urge to make one more cast.
STRAIGHT-JACKET BLADED WALKER™
Angler's Asylum Fishing Co.
Sometimes the best therapy is a walk on the wild side.
